FAQ's - By Jeff the Answer Guy
Q:	What is a 'FAQ'?
A:	It stands for 'Frequently Asked Questions'.
Q:	What is it for?
A:	It's for questions that are frequently asked.
Q:	Are these questions that you've been frequently asked or did you make them up?
A:	I made them up.
Q:	Then shouldn't you call it 'Answers To Questions I Made Up'?
A:	I could, but the acronym for that would be ATQIMU, and I think even fewer people would know what that is.
Q:	Don't you feel a little silly asking yourself questions?
A:	I'm single. I'm used to it.
Q:	Can I ask you a question?
A:	That's what I'm here for.
Q:	If this is your store then who's Cafepress.com?
A:	Cafepress is the company that prints my designs and provides all the products you see in my store. Their business allows people like myself (and you) an opportunity to market original designs on a wide variety of clothing and gift items with little to no overhead. Items in my store are not kept in stock but are printed "on demand" at the Cafepress facilities and then shipped out to the customer, leaving me more time to design and write silly stuff like this.
Q:	What printing process do they use?
A:	They use a dye sublimation printing process for mugs and mousepads and both digital transfer & direct printing for all apparel. These processes are similar in quality to screen printing, with no image cracking, peeling or fading.
Q:	What about a money-back guarantee?
A:	If you're not satisfied with any item you purchase for whatever reason, simply contact Cafepress within 30 days for an exchange or refund.
Q:	Can I sell stuff on Cafepress?
A:	Absolutely! CafePress.com provides all the necessary tools and services for you to design your own online shop without investing in any inventory or software! Click here to find out more.
Q:	Can I ask you one last question?
A:	Sure.
Q:	Have you ever thought about getting a REAL job? You could take a civil service exam and work for the government.
A:	Aw, MOM!!