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I'm Not A Cop I'm Not A Cop, But Could You Spread 'Em Anyways?	I'm With Stupid I'm with stupid. For the guy who thinks with his head instead of his brain.	Wanna See My Nuts For all the squirrel lovers out there who enjoy sharing their nuts.
Yeah, They're Real Yeah, they're real and they're spectacular! For women naturally endowed with Big American Breasts. End the speculation and show 'em off with pride!	What You Talkin' About? What You Talkin' About Bitch! Inspired by Chappelle's Show (Come Back Dave!!) I decided to give this one kind of a retro 70's look. What was Willis talking about anyways?	Will Work For Sex
Sex Is Only Dirty Sex Is Only Dirty If You Do It Right...and it's even better with a partner!	Had Milk...Need Beer Got Milk? Hey, that's great. Now that you've had your calcium for the day, how about washing away that slimy bovine aftertaste with a nice frosty beer. Mmmm...beer....	Show Me Yer Booty! Arrrrrr Matey, show me yer booty and yer treasure chest or I'll continue with this annoying stereotype. Arrrrr....
Shit Happens Shit Happens...alot...no, don't want to talk about it, but thanks for asking.	Ride A Cowboy Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy