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I Do My Own Science For all the daredevils out there who feel compelled to light their own farts in the name of science and stupidity. Ain't college great!?	I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own. This is my new creedo.	Support Your Local Police (Leave Fingerprints!) Police have a pretty hard job, so if you're gonna commit a crime, be sure to leave some evidence behind to make their lives a little easier. They may actually thank you while beating you senseless.
Modern Romance "You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen That I Didn't Have To Download First"	Warning I Do My Own Experiments This one's for all the home or college-based inventors and scientists out there who keep 911 on speed-dial to help save time.	Do Not Disturb Do Not Disturb - I'm Disturbed Enough As It Is.
Old Muscle Cars Old Muscle Cars Never Die...They Just Go Faster!	Pull My Finger Pull My Finger! Ah, there's nothing like defacing a classic work of art with a classic fart joke.	Creation Of Man Fist Bump Just a modern, updated version of Michelangelo's Creation of Man painting from the Sistine Chapel showing God & Adam doing the "bump".
God Has A Sense Of Humor Whether you believe in creationism or evolutionism, you can't deny that the Platypus is one seriously funny looking animal. If there is a God, he's laughing with us.	If I Didn't Go Crazy If I Didn't Go Crazy Once In Awhile I'd Go Nuts!	I'm Not As Stoned As You Drunk I Am you know that funny t-shirt that says "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"? Well this one's for those that are too stoned to remember they're too drunk to be thinking.
Don't Tase Me Bro! This ancient cave drawing found in a Univ. of Florida dorm room shows that the drama of pleading for mercy before being hauled off to jail, or the dinner table, is a tradition that's changed little.	I Need A Stunt Double I Do All My Own Stunts and Frankly, I'm Tired Of Doing All My Own Stunts.	Wanna See My Stimulus Package?
Wanna See My Favorite Yoga Position? I'm Not Sure What It's Called But It's Part Of The Reason Yoga's Been Outlawed In Malaysia.	I Know Karate Watch It! I Know Karate And Sushi And A Bunch Of Other Japanese Words.	One Man's Junk One Man's Junk Is Another Man's Auction.
I'm Still A Virgin I'm Still A Virgin! Sorry, I Meant VEGAN. For all the diehard vegetarians out there who are still holding firm to their convictions despite the urge to go down on some meat.	I'm Not Ringo! Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, winner of the Ringo Starr look-alike contest after Yasser Arafat's death, was not recently quoted as saying this during a heated interview.	When Do We Eat (Last Supper Version) Oh yeah, I'm gonna roast in hell for this one...see ya there!
Fun University Fun University. Now when people ask where you go to school, you can proudly answer "F U"	Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me. A great shirt for those trying to either overcome their fear of clowns or make others even more afraid of them (the extra creepy version of this'll definately do it)	Will I Ever Stop Asking Rhetorical Questions?
I Am Not In Compliance Yet another creedo of rebellion along the same lines as the popular I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own. Be a non-conformist and get yours today!	Perfect Stranger	It's Called College There's a time to study and enrich the mind and a time to party and destroy what's left. Fortunately there's a place where both can be achieved. It's called college.
Get Naked & Start The Revolution Not entirely sure what this quote from the Jack Black movie "Orange County" means, but I thought it was funny enough to put on a t-shirt.	I'm Not A Doctor I'm Not A Doctor But I Play One On The Internet. For all those leading a double life as an online medical expert from the comfort of their parent's basement.	I'm Not Lazy I'm Not Lazy, I'm Philosophical.
I Reject Your Insanity I Reject Your Insanity And Substitute My Own. Just a little twist on the popular "Reject Your Reality" design.	Love To Fart I Love To Fart. Are you proud of your loud and frequent natural gas leaks? Or maybe you know someone who's always lighting one up. Well, here's a shirt that'll let everyone know that it wasn't the dog	WTF!? General Custer, 1876 WTF!? An actual quote from General George Custer at the battle of Little Bighorn when he realized he'd made a slight miscalculation. I wonder if Custer and President Bush are somehow related?
Same Shirt Different Day Same Shirt Different Day.	I'm So Ahead Of My Time I'm Already Retro I'm So Ahead Of My Time I'm Already Retro. This one's for all the fashion trendsetters out there who understand that what's hip today will be outdated tomorrow and then vintage cool the day after that	Got Chicken Soup? Best way to deal with the Swine Flu or any flu bug is with Chicken Soup, otherwise known as Jewish Penicillin. Nothing un-Kosher about that!
Got Hoffa? Got Hoffa? After digging up a farm in Michigan, the FBI discovered that Jimmy Hoffa is still missing. If you buried Jimmy Hoffa and want to confess, call 1-800-GOT-HOFF and help solve this mystery.	Got Guilt? The perfect gift for your Jewish Mother or anyone who understands the power of guilt.	Does This Butte Make My Shirt Look Big?
Crape Diem (Screw The Day)	Die Healthy Eat right, exercise, get run over by a bus and die in great shape. Like Jim Morrison said, "No one here gets out alive".	Show Me The Booty! Arrrrr, show me yer booty and yer treasure chest or I'll continue with this annoying stereotype.
Incredible Modesty One of the greatest things about me is my incredible modesty. In fact, when it comes to modesty, mine is far superior to anyone elses on earth, living or dead, since the beginning of time.	Zombie Lincoln For President He's Back and He's Hungry...For Your Vote! Zombie Lincoln For President. This Time We Want a President With Brains!